#goat queen

[cuteasducks9]

I've been spending a lot of time looking through old photos and videos because my memory is awful 🥲

I found this gem and I think it will forever be one of my favourite photos of myself because I am in my absolute element:

Also remembering this being taken on a rare chill day around the time wifey and I were multitasking buying a house and planning our wedding 🙂

[marshadellow]

Pretty princess

[xyl4-4444]

Dumping these doodles bcus Twilight Forest is STILL a GOATED Minecraft mod

[hinamie]

bunch of portraits

[chalkrub]

new guyyy whom i love from a design trade

he's a demigod cimera knight who was brutally defeated and then spared by a tyrant queen, with the caveat that she cut off his goat head and uses it as a hostage to keep him loyal to her. unfortunate but what are you gonna do

[hemlock-dreams]

Companion piece to the theoretical first chapter of Hunting!Spiderverse.

Ft. Depressed!Peter escorting MJ to her place of work- otherwise known as "How Peter Ended up Working at St. Margaret's."

[spacebubblehomebase]

More Faun Art (pun intended) because I haven't drawn enough self-indulgent fluff while working on my AU and I'm starting to HATE my drawings because of it. So I took a break! Introducing my yet unnamed Chaggie fanchild and a peek of my art process as a treat. Hope you like em! ^v^💕

-Bubbly💙

[zeldaseyebrows]

Who is going to bail them out?

(Couldn’t resist the Barbie arrest meme)

[greedykrab]

ahhh

[space-blue]

King Rauru and Queen Sonia

Yes, they're 100% married. I got receipts above, but also, for your consideration :

Sorry for the hitch, had to stitch two videos together. But look at him rub his hip like it hurt...

[goddesspharo]

I thought it was finally time to tell you the long awaited question: How did I break my medal? How did I get the world's most expensive coaster? [x]

[lesickun]

A wife is the most effective defense against a dumb deer.

[Saphic Seraphim]

[kriegermeanswarrior11]

She is in The (White) House 🇺🇸

[russellsblvd]

the finger

the lion of singapore

inspector seb

grid slut

mark webber's worst nightmare

kimi raikkonen's loverboy

baby schumi

jenson's mistress

the other woman of brocedes

the youngest world champion

the smiling assassin

"Everyone is a Vettel fan. Even if they're not, they are a Vettel fan. Even if you go to the Webber/Button/Alonso guys, even if they're like 'webber/button/alonso are the best drivers in the world' they are a Vettel fan."

You either wanted to bang him or kill him, but deep down, you knew you could nevah be as cool as him.

[ankaraalexiafcb]

Its giving 21/22 vibes

LA REINA IS BACK

[arsonistmoth]

Aight takin a quick com break to share my ideas on the KITTY FAMILYYYY <3 (aka my take on Forneus and her kits) Headcanons under cut cuz some of them are sAD and also I tend to blather on.

Forneus has always wanted kits of her own, though perhaps not a Tom in her life to get them (She is content as she is, a traveling merchant who sees so many faces, so many stories in a day). So, by the power of a one-night stand with some dashing tall tom, she gets her wish. Albeit bittersweet when her kits come stillborn. She prays and prays to the god of death, begging, pleading for her babies to come back to her but its not Narinder that hears her fervent prayers first. She's given a choice by the god of war...Bury them as is her right, or give the kits to them. They will take them to death's gate where they just might know a shadow of life. She leapt at the chance. Not one day goes by where she doesn't think of her two little toms and how they must have grown. She knows, in her heart, they will return to her somehow..and she will know them by sight and scent the second she sees them. Aym and Baal grew up in the gateway with their master. They were a gift to a lonely god and in them he found some semblance of company and...love. Of course we all know Narinder is not the besssst of influences and it shows in the two young toms. They are fiercely loyal, quick to temper (in aym's case), and deadly in combat. Though it wasn't always so. Kits must learn and they must grow... Accidents are bound to happen- (perhaps like being given a new sharp pointy weapon only to hurt yourself immediately thereafter and have the god of death pinch your scruff between two claws to make you stop squirming as he heals you) Though their cloaks are nice and warm, the pair have only ragged tunics beneath it. After all, not many dead arrive with a) nice clothes and b) clothes big enough for the toms. Its fineeee. they're fineeee. After the events of the game, Aym and Baal choose to stay with the cult to be close to their mother and Master. Baal eventually finds himself a mate and even settles down, having a litter of twins with his orange tabby queen named Fion <3 Aym is content for a time, staying with his family and his new niece and nephew...but eventually wander lust grips him as it gripped his mother. He heads out into the world and, though he sends a sparse letter here and there, he has not been seen since. Lamb think's he's crossed the sea. Hopefully he finds whatever hes looking for. to end this on a happy note: Forneus loves her grandkits and would die for them. She has also slapped Narinder. Once. (you dont call yourself a poor father figure to kits you took care of. not around her. "You were all they had! They love you and cherish you do NOT spit in their faces so!"